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1. Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?

Girl: I wish you were on T.V.

Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good? 

Girl: Ummm... Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off. 

2. Girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?

Boy: I Don’t really Know but I know

when I see you I totally forget the Moon

and when I see the Moon I remember You

3. Why r boys so careless & irresponsible?

b’coz

they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl is learning 2 be responsible 4 them anyway

4. Usually boys believe in what they see and

girls believe in what they hear,

that is why ....

boys lie and girls wear make up

5. Girl1: I’m in love

Girl2: who is he

Girl3: how does he look?

Girl4: what color

Girl5: how tall is he?

Girl6: what is he doing?

After full inspection: girls reply be careful he might be a bad boy

6. Now same situation

boy1: I’m in love

boy2: bhai party

boy3: bhai party

boy4: bhai party

7. 1st girl: Aaj ek ladko ka koi eitbar nahi..

maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi.

2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumne use kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh lia?

1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai.

Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai.

Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.

8. Boy: Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uski sim.

Girl: ek bat puchun?

Boy: Han Pooch.

Girl: tmhra mobile double sim wala to nahi hai?

9. Only 2 things Can Change a girl’s Mood.

1) I Love You.

2) 50% Discount!

10. Latest way of proposing a girl today.

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Want to be my face book password???

A small girl looks at her

brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…

Everyday u come to meet my brother,

Don’t u have your own brother?