Do you know that beside valentine day

Do you know that beside
valentine day,
the whole week (infact 2 weeks)
is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up
/*/HERE BY ITS CLEAR THAT ALL THE STUFF IS TO BREAK OFF/*/
STAY SINgle stAy rAw

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1. Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?

Girl: I wish you were on T.V.

Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good? 

Girl: Ummm... Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off. 

2. Girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?

Boy: I Don’t really Know but I know

when I see you I totally forget the Moon

and when I see the Moon I remember You

3. Why r boys so careless & irresponsible?

b’coz

they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl is learning 2 be responsible 4 them anyway

4. Usually boys believe in what they see and

girls believe in what they hear,

that is why ....

boys lie and girls wear make up

5. Girl1: I’m in love

Girl2: who is he

Girl3: how does he look?

Girl4: what color

Girl5: how tall is he?

Girl6: what is he doing?

After full inspection: girls reply be careful he might be a bad boy

6. Now same situation

boy1: I’m in love

boy2: bhai party

boy3: bhai party

boy4: bhai party

7. 1st girl: Aaj ek ladko ka koi eitbar nahi..

maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi.

2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumne use kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh lia?

1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai.

Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai.

Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.

8. Boy: Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uski sim.

Girl: ek bat puchun?

Boy: Han Pooch.

Girl: tmhra mobile double sim wala to nahi hai?

9. Only 2 things Can Change a girl’s Mood.

1) I Love You.

2) 50% Discount!

10. Latest way of proposing a girl today.

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Want to be my face book password???

A small girl looks at her

brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…

Everyday u come to meet my brother,

Don’t u have your own brother?